Allow me to explain...
As I left my apartment and got in the van, I said, “I’m going to miss this place. It’s not the easiest place to live, but there’s no other place quite like it.”
Then I spent an hour in traffic, trying to find a way onto I-405 North, which I believe was signed in such a way as to prevent all but the most seasoned of commuters from being able to turn onto it.
Hence, when I actually left the city, I had begun muttering to myself, “I hate that driver, and that driver, and that driver, and ESPECIALLY that driver… You know what? This whole city can just break off and sink into the sea. I don’t even care anymore. All of you can just drown and take your traffic and your plastic surgery and your cilantro with you.”
Every once in a while, I come across these professional portraits of characters from the Harry Potter movies. I’m sure you’ve seen them. They have a gray background. I think they came out for the fifth movie. I’m sure they make marketing sense, but I can’t help but wonder how these pictures could ever exist within the story. They’re very high-resolution, and they don’t move. Hogwarts might have a school picture day, but I doubt that they keep an SLR on hand. Do they just call in LifeTouch or something?
It’s between 12th St. and 14th St.
Come on, Santa Monica. You’re not fooling anyone. This city is full of programmers now. We’re very good at patterns.
The prices enter the screen from the left, making a sound resembling a car engine revving and tires squealing
Who says Apple has to give up the big cat theme?